fossil lake

fossil lake

Enjoying my contributor’s copy of Fossil Lake. I just about died of shock when I saw that all the words on the cover are spelled correctly including the name of the company and the editor! Oh and look all the author’s names are spelled correctly to. What really makes me laugh, though is special ed nicky pacione whining about me promoting this wonderful book. Why would I NOT promote a book I’m published in and damn proud to tell my friends and family I’m in it?


new used car, fossil lake

After my little green monster died a month ago I’d been half looking for a car.  I finally bought one a week ago. It’s a nice, tan colored, 20007 Ford Taurus.  I had to cut back on my cable TV and a couple of other things to make sure I can make the payments, but a care is more important to me right now since I need one for my part time job and just to get around town there’s no public transportation here.

I’ve also started a story that I hope to get finished in time to submit to the sequel to “Fossil Lake” once calls go out for submissions for it of course!

And poor Nicky Pacione.  More and more he’s coming off as pathetic and desperate for attention.  He really thinks women would want to date him.  Because us women folk are so turned on by unemployed losers who call us whores, cunts, meth addicts, and tells us he wants to rape us so we have his babies.  It would take a hell of a lot of rape date drugs for ANY women to be willing to have sex with nicky and he’s too much of a pansy to actually be able to succeed if we aren’t drunk or drugged enough to fight back.  Of course we also wouldn’t go running screaming to the police and the nearest pharmacy to demand the ‘day after pill’ to make sure we didn’t get pregnant with his kid and to have his butt ugly ass thrown in jail.

Oh…and now his thing is to call people who HAVE real jobs and careers unlike his imaginary one drug addicts.  One look at his picture shows the world who is probably the REALY drug addict and it isn’t us!




Fossil Lake Anthology

Fossil Lake Anthology

Nickolaus Pacione keeps whining and crying that we’re not complete idiots to put our crap on the internet for free to show how much better we are at writing than he is because that’s how you get sale….give all your stuff away for free like he does right?

This book is a bargain anyway!  for $2.99 you get 37, count them THIRTY-SEVEN, examples of writing better than anything Nicky could do in his wildest dreams.  That’s less than 10 cents a story!

That’s the end of my shameless plug for a great Anthology that has a story I wrote included in it!

fossil lake, feeling ambitious

Just sent in my “Fossil Lake” story.  Now I can go back to other things.  Like knitting, learning to crochet, cultural events going on.  I may be a fat bitch of a back woods Hick (Nicky’s words not mine), but I experience more culture than he does.  His idea of culture are the really bad stories he writes, really bad and far from scary horror movies, and really bad metal bands. 

I personally like things like “A Night Like it Used to Be” at the local movie theater.  They will be going back to their roots when they first opened in the early 1900s and showed silent movies and had vaudeville shows.  On October 5th they’ll be showing a silent movie with a small orchestra followed by a vaudeville show and sing along. 

I also wish I could have gone to the grand reopening of the movie theater in Iowa Falls.  It’s a beautiful building, they did some remodeling, and for the reopening Hugh Jackman made a special appearance and they showed two of his current movies The Wolverine and the one that just opened, The Prisoners.  I just couldn’t afford the $100 tickets.

In the next few months I’ll be attending plays, the nutcracker ballet, concerts by mannheim steamroller and Gaelic Storm, and the top two acts from America’s Got Talent from last year. (dogs and a comedian)