if you take 30,000 words to write out submission guidelines to your next not so best seller you may want to make sure people can actually figure out WHAT you want after they read them. That is if they make it through the ugly, unreadable, headache inducing fonts. Not to mention the numerous errors, offensive language, random rants against your imaginary enemies. Your brags about how great you think you are. Lies about what you claim others have said about you. And just plain idiocy. Here’s a hint Nicky. YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.